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*At CVS. A brown starling that’s stuck in the store, flies by the register*
me pointing at the bird: is that your manager
cashier: …
me: sorry, that was a bad joke
cashier: Oh good I was about to say, because clearly THAT’S our manager
*cashier points at a pigeon walking down aisle 4*
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be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too
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(Source: chandelyer)
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